Monthly Archives: February 2012

Spherical Mirror

I decided to do some plagiarizing from three-years younger me, so here’s a poem I wrote in 2008. Spherical Mirror From my own inspection There is no detection Of imperfection In my own unending reflection. While here inside There’s no … Continue reading

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Can I Tell You A Story?

Hey everyone, I just finished chapter 3 of the book I’m writing, and here’s a brief excerpt. Enjoy! *     *     * “Sure, trust the crazy person,” I said. “You can’t make things much worse, after all.” … Continue reading

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That Day That We First Met

Valentines Day has come and almost gone, and, currently single, my first instinct is to scoff and brush it aside. But despite some cynicism, I’m still something of a romantic at heart, so rather than ignore the passing of the … Continue reading

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7 Ways To Be Sexy Without Taking Your Clothes Off

Disclaimer: I am not an expert on sex. However, as an Adult Human Male, I consider myself at least a passable authority on sexy. Second Disclaimer: When the pronoun “you” is used in this post, it is referring to female … Continue reading

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Do you want me to prepare my mustache?

Chocolate Spain roses. Bazinga monkey crap. Take that, Google.

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Micropost: “Someone” Is Now Following My Blog

I just got an e-mail that said, Someone just subscribed to receive an email every time you publish a post at https://nathanbiberdorf.wordpress.com. Congratulations. Sometimes I feel like WordPress is being sarcastic with me. Apparently, though, Someone is the person’s name. That … Continue reading

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Everyone Loves Arbitrary Meaningless Positive Reinforcement!

When I write a post at 1 in the morning (which happens a lot these days), I don’t expect to see a lot of blog traffic the next day, as most of my friends, who are still in school, have … Continue reading

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Celibacy…It’s Not Just For Waffles Any More

As much as I’d like to leave that title as it is, I suppose I owe you a brief explanation: Some of my friends from one of our sister floors made an enormous waffle one day. A pizza-sized waffle, as … Continue reading

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