It’s Time You Realized How Goofy I Am

I have a cold, and so, drugged up with off-brand DayQuil and suffering from a moderate amount of sleep deprivation, I am considerately more ridiculous than usual. Just so you don’t think you are reading the blog of a mere NORMAL PERSON, please allow me to introduce you to some of my eccentricities:

When I gas up my car, I do my best to make the price of the gas a palindrome. Today, I spent $28.82 on gas.

I capitalize Phrases of  Great Significance in my mind when speaking aloud.

When I have unkind thoughts about people I’m talking to, I immediately think, “Just kidding!” on the off-chance that they have recently been struck by lightning and can now hear my thoughts.

When my cell phone or computer dies, I sometimes declare, “DARKNESS FALL UPON YOU!”

When I see a car with one headlight burned out, I assume it is driven by a pirate.

Well, that only scratches the surface, but it will have to do for now. I am going to try to reclaim some of that missed sleep. Good night, and stay weird. Because we all are, one way or another.

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2 Responses to It’s Time You Realized How Goofy I Am

  1. Pingback: Hindsight is 50/50 | Mindless Productivity

  2. You, Beebs, are frackin’ awesome. I hope you feel better. But just never NEVER forget: IT’S IN THE FRACKIN’ SHIP!

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