I have a cold, and so, drugged up with off-brand DayQuil and suffering from a moderate amount of sleep deprivation, I am considerately more ridiculous than usual. Just so you don’t think you are reading the blog of a mere NORMAL PERSON, please allow me to introduce you to some of my eccentricities:
When I gas up my car, I do my best to make the price of the gas a palindrome. Today, I spent $28.82 on gas.
I capitalize Phrases of Great Significance in my mind when speaking aloud.
When I have unkind thoughts about people I’m talking to, I immediately think, “Just kidding!” on the off-chance that they have recently been struck by lightning and can now hear my thoughts.
When my cell phone or computer dies, I sometimes declare, “DARKNESS FALL UPON YOU!”
When I see a car with one headlight burned out, I assume it is driven by a pirate.
Well, that only scratches the surface, but it will have to do for now. I am going to try to reclaim some of that missed sleep. Good night, and stay weird. Because we all are, one way or another.