I didn’t sleep very well last night. So I figured, why should you?
Thus, I now present you with thoughts, phrases, and mental images that I find discomforting. These are not horrible, violence-infused slasher-film thoughts. I just find them…unpleasant, for one reason or another. Enjoy.
A squishy doorknob.
Time travel with no way to get home.
A light rain of warm milk.
Staring through a keyhole in a horror movie.
Sleeping with spiders on the ceiling.
Discovering that something familiar has been replaced by a tentacle.
Silent people with scissors.
Being an exhibit in a Museum of Stupid People.
Holding your face over a porcupine.
A smiling tornado.
Earwax in the butterscotch pudding.
The back of your head on the television screen.
Accidentally sitting on a dead body.
Putting one’s hand into a blender which is turned off.
Anything with long teeth and no eyelids.
Guinness world-record fingernails reaching out of the other room.
Good luck sleeping.