More Unpleasant Things That Are Not Quite Horrible

Back by popular demand…well, not popular demand so much as positive response…well, not positive response so much as cringes and soft whimpering…I return to regale you with more unpleasant things that are not quite horrible. (Here’s the original list.)

Oreos with broccoli-cream filling.

A steadily increasing whir.

One hanger fewer than clothes.

3-year-old ice cubes.

A cute baby animal learning to kill for the first time.

Arms with additional elbows.

Hair-skirts. (And yes, they exist.)

A very small gas leak.

The grandest banquet in history, but no tongue.

One knife missing from the kitchen.

Shrimp jello.

Something moving in the garbage can.

Being tickled while bench-pressing.

The surface of the human eye at high magnifications. (If you don’t believe me, take a look.)

Old women with heavy make-up.

An armless, legless grizzly bear, moving through the tall grass like a snake.

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One Response to More Unpleasant Things That Are Not Quite Horrible

  1. OMG, I can’t wait to buy that hair skirt!

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