This Post Is Definitely Not About Sex

I’m almost 24 years old, and I still haven’t figured out a solution to sex-on-the-brain. I thought that two and a half decades of disuse had caused my baby-making parts to give up the ghost and move to more…ah, fertile ground. But no. Apparently they’ve decided that now is the time to think about sex. At night. Before a work day. Thanks a lot, libido.

What do you even know about sex, anyway? Not like you’ve had any experience.

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Well, what do you want me to do? Give up my traditional Christian monogamist views of sex and marriage?

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HERP A DERP FACE

Those two goals aren’t really compatible right now. Do you have any ideas on just how to go about this?

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Gee, thanks for the input. If anyone needs me, I’ll be taking a cold shower.

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3 Responses to This Post Is Definitely Not About Sex

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  3. Rob says:

    I’ll bet the cold shower didn’t help much? Sex is written into (virtually) every cell in your body. It’s not surprising that it’s dwells in your mind too. It’s how we’re here; it’s why we’re here.

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