Writers Block with Dick and Jane!

See Jane.

See Jane run.

Run, Jane, run.

Why?

Run where?

Why are you running, Jane?

What’s your motivation, Jane?

Stupid.

See Writer.

See Writer erase.

Start over, Writer, start over.

See Dick.

Ew.

Erase, Writer, erase.

See Dick run.

Whatever.

Look, Jane, look!

See Dick run!

Run, Dick, run!

Run from the bear!

See bear eat!

See bear eat Dick!

Oh, oh, Jane!

See the blood!

Blood, Jane, blood!

Scream, Jane, scream!

Erase, Writer, erase.

See Writer.

See Writer stare.

See Writer stare at blank paper.

See Writer bang head on typewriter.

See Writer slit his wri

“Hello, Jane!”

“Hello, Dick!”

“How are you?”

“Not good.”

“What’s wrong, Jane?”

“It’s my period.”

Erase.

See Dick write.

Write, Dick, write!

What did Dick write?

“Whether ’tis nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune, or to take arms against a sea of troubles, and by opposing end them…”

Silly Dick.

Nobody knows what you’re saying. People don’t talk like that. Didn’t you know? People talk in single syllables. Silly Dick.

See Dick ignore editorial criticism. See Dick maintain artistic integrity.

Oh, oh! Dick’s publisher won’t write him a damn check if he doesn’t shut the hell up and write what they tell him.

Oh, oh! How will Dick pay off the student loans for his liberal arts degree? Tune in next time for the thrilling adventures of Dick and Jane.

See Dick.

See Dick write.

What are you doing with your life, Dick?

See Dick question his life choices.

Regret, Dick, regret!

Goodbye, Dick!

Goodbye, Jane!

Goodbye, cruel world!

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4 Responses to Writers Block with Dick and Jane!

  1. Ahh, writer’s block. Sometimes it’s more like writer’s brick wall.

  2. sheepcarrot says:

    I can’t count the number of times I’ve wanted to beat my face on the computer keyboard (or wall…whichever is closer) when attempting a new storyline.

  3. roadwax says:

    Can I have your iPod…? (irony)

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