Category Archives: Brainfart
Freewriting, U-U-U-Uuuuuvula!
there’s a way to drop your hearts from over a cliff never can you find what left you through the shine Selfish kindred spirits undermining their undercarriages choose your secondary moonshine challenges don’t beware the rain of all you’ve outrun … Continue reading
I Typed This Blog Post Really Fast And Didn’t Think About It Much
I just took a typing test online, and apparently I can type really fast. The first time I took the test I scored 77 wpm, (that’s words per minute, y’all), and the second time, I scored 85 words per minute. … Continue reading
Do you want me to prepare my mustache?
Chocolate Spain roses. Bazinga monkey crap. Take that, Google.
If This Blog Post Makes Me Famous, My Writing Career Is Doomed
i can’t sleppe. half an hour ago, i thought i was tired, but now it ma not i know thats ront and the spelling and punctuation it s messed up but i donta crare right now. im just going to … Continue reading
Only Marginally a Blog Post
I made register today! I spilled water on a Wet Floor sign. Then I put out a Wet Wet Floor Sign sign. Hmm…this is really short. I’m not sure why I’m trying to make a blog post right now. It’s … Continue reading
