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Freewriting, U-U-U-Uuuuuvula!

there’s a way to drop your hearts from over a cliff never can you find what left you through the shine Selfish kindred spirits undermining their undercarriages choose your secondary moonshine challenges don’t beware the rain of all you’ve outrun … Continue reading

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I Typed This Blog Post Really Fast And Didn’t Think About It Much

I just took a typing test online, and apparently I can type really fast. The first time I took the test I scored 77 wpm, (that’s words per minute, y’all), and the second time, I scored 85 words per minute. … Continue reading

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Do you want me to prepare my mustache?

Chocolate Spain roses. Bazinga monkey crap. Take that, Google.

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If This Blog Post Makes Me Famous, My Writing Career Is Doomed

i can’t sleppe. half an hour ago, i thought i was tired, but now it ma not i know thats ront and the spelling and punctuation it s messed up but i donta crare right now. im just going to … Continue reading

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Only Marginally a Blog Post

I made register today! I spilled water on a Wet Floor sign. Then I put out a Wet Wet Floor Sign sign. Hmm…this is really short. I’m not sure why I’m trying to make a blog post right now. It’s … Continue reading

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