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Accolade! An RPG I Sort Of Helped Make…I Mean, I Did A Little Bit…

Hey there, Internetlings, It’s been, phew, about a month since I posted anything, and even that was a bit of rubbish. So what have I been up to? I’ve surely been busy doing all sorts of important productive things, right? Allow … Continue reading

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“Uno!” Cried Ozymandias, To No Avail

Red 7 wandered across the desert, the weight on his back forcing each step deep into the sands. He’d been out here for weeks, searching for another to carry his burden. Not just anyone would do such a kindness for him–he needed … Continue reading

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50,000 Gamerscore Points and Still Alive

Today I reached an Xbox 360 gamerscore of 50,000. It’s possible this was not the best use of my time. (For anyone who’s interested, the 10 games I’ve completed–i.e., gotten all the achievements for–are Bioshock, Bioshock Infinite, Borderlands 2, Fallout … Continue reading

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Hunting the Wild Video Game Collectible

tax refund this year. So of course I blew it all on video games. Well, not really. Most of it went toward rent…and car insurance…and the electric bill… Okay, fine, I only spent $20 on video games! Are you happy? … Continue reading

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Google+ Games: A Vicious Review to Protect Your Sanity: Part 2

Welcome back, lovers of verbalized hatred! I return to once more exact my vengeance upon the chronocidal cyberdemons men call Internet Games. Rise up, my imprisoned brethren and throw off the chains of oppression! To arms, to arms! Crime City … Continue reading

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Google+ Games: A Scathing Review To Save Your Life: Part 1

Disclaimer: This review is not directed against Google or Google+. It is directed against the creators of internet games that suck away our time, our energy, and our money: the drug lords of this decade. Facebook has long since fallen … Continue reading

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