Category Archives: God

Little Voices in the Ocean

The news spread like wildfire across the globe. Man’s purpose had been found, and that purpose was to glorify God. The artists leapt for joy. They were vindicated at last! They were not idlers at all—they merely had years of … Continue reading

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Silly Jesus

Healing the blind? Silly Jesus, we’ve got glasses, contacts, Lasik, and they’re putting the finishing touches On those brand new prosthetic eyes. To be honest, that whole mud and spit thing’s a little gross. Feeding the 5000? Silly Jesus, we’ve … Continue reading

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The Bible: Now Accepting Submissions

I like to imagine Peter, Paul, Moses, Matthew, David, John, and all the rest, known and anonymous, bumming around the twenty-first century like nobody’s business. Paul running a late-night radio talk-show, David writing poetry on a remote sheep farm in … Continue reading

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Spit

Spit’s an important ingredient. There was never a fine chicken cordon bleu or filet mignon but spit made it so. You won’t find it on the back of the cereal box or the menu of that coffee shop you like so much, but it’s as … Continue reading

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All Hail, King Of The Losers

As Christians, I think we’re called to be losers. Not just losers in an ethereal, self-sacrificial way. I mean losers in the middle-school jungle gym sense: chumps, saps, dweebs. Suckers for Jesus. Which is frustrating, because we live in the … Continue reading

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Love is Harder Than A Gospel Tract: Misadventures in Evangelism

SNAP! “Two people just died.” SNAP! “And another two people just died.” SNAP! “And another two people just died.” SNAP! “And you know what?” SNAP! “Most of them are going…” SNAP! “To HELL!” SNAP! “So what are you going to … Continue reading

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Freedom: Some Musings on the Natures of Life and Minecraft

(NOTE: This post is only slightly about Minecraft, so don’t be scared off just yet.) I went for a walk today. Usually, when I walk, I bring my mp3 player so I can listen to music or audiobooks, but today … Continue reading

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