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Silly Jesus
Healing the blind? Silly Jesus, we’ve got glasses, contacts, Lasik, and they’re putting the finishing touches On those brand new prosthetic eyes. To be honest, that whole mud and spit thing’s a little gross. Feeding the 5000? Silly Jesus, we’ve … Continue reading
The Bible: Now Accepting Submissions
I like to imagine Peter, Paul, Moses, Matthew, David, John, and all the rest, known and anonymous, bumming around the twenty-first century like nobody’s business. Paul running a late-night radio talk-show, David writing poetry on a remote sheep farm in … Continue reading
Spit
Spit’s an important ingredient. There was never a fine chicken cordon bleu or filet mignon but spit made it so. You won’t find it on the back of the cereal box or the menu of that coffee shop you like so much, but it’s as … Continue reading
All Hail, King Of The Losers
As Christians, I think we’re called to be losers. Not just losers in an ethereal, self-sacrificial way. I mean losers in the middle-school jungle gym sense: chumps, saps, dweebs. Suckers for Jesus. Which is frustrating, because we live in the … Continue reading
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Love is Harder Than A Gospel Tract: Misadventures in Evangelism
SNAP! “Two people just died.” SNAP! “And another two people just died.” SNAP! “And another two people just died.” SNAP! “And you know what?” SNAP! “Most of them are going…” SNAP! “To HELL!” SNAP! “So what are you going to … Continue reading
Freedom: Some Musings on the Natures of Life and Minecraft
(NOTE: This post is only slightly about Minecraft, so don’t be scared off just yet.) I went for a walk today. Usually, when I walk, I bring my mp3 player so I can listen to music or audiobooks, but today … Continue reading
The Afterbirth of Christ (And Other Things We Don’t Like To Think About At Christmas)
Placenta. Placenta is not a Christmas word. At least, not a word we usually associate with Christmas. We like a clean Christmas. A happy Christmas. We don’t want a slimy, messy, bloody, placenta-y Christmas. But Christmas is about a birth, … Continue reading
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Long John Silvers Is Uncomfortably Similar To Porn
I eat at Long John Silvers only once a year. If I try to go there any more frequently, my digestive system clenches up for self-preservation. Because there really is nothing very redeeming about what I’m eating. French fries, fried … Continue reading
Metaphors From the Midnight
Late night is good for deep talking. Sleep deprivation, the poor man’s alcohol, breaks down many of the social and personal inhibitions that can make daytime conversations so boring. Tonight I was talking with my friends Pete and Victoria about faith, … Continue reading
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