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8 Ways To Never Spend More Than $5 On Halloween

Halloween costumes are overrated. It’s All Hallow’s Eve and people are gallivanting about in outlandish dress, many of which were very expensive or very time-consuming to make. Silly people. Don’t you realize you don’t need to spend time or money … Continue reading

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STOP Everything and Learn How to Relax

We are the busiest relaxers in history. At the pinnacle of humankind’s development of work-easing machines, time-saving devices, life-prolonging medicine, and instant communication, we still have no free time. And we never will. What free time we have is filled … Continue reading

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How to Make Homemade Potato Chips: Summer of Awesomeness: Day 108

According to the Gregorian calendar, the Summer of Awesomeness ended thirteen days ago. However, in keeping with my long-standing tradition of ignoring the advice 16th-century popes, I allowed my Summer of Awesomeness to trickle over into fall for one day, … Continue reading

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How To Redecorate Your Home In 6 Easy Steps

If you’re anything like me, you have days when you come home, look at your living room, and shout, “Does Drabley Drabberson live here? Whence came such atrocious decor? Something must be done!” And done shall something be. For the … Continue reading

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Summer of Awesomeness: Days 26, 27, and 32: Geocaching

It has been some time since I’ve made a post about the Summer of Awesomeness. Should my loyal readers take this to mean that my life has been…(gasp!)…less awesome? Never, unbelievers! Just the other day, I embarked upon an adventure … Continue reading

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9 Ways To Use Your Blog To Feel Like A God Among Men

Do you blog so that you may one day rule over all you survey? No? You should. Blogging is a great way to build up your self-esteem, and all you need is a healthy dose of self-delusion. In this post, … Continue reading

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