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The Husband Tree
At work today, I saw a book called The Husband Tree. From the look of the cover, it was probably a cheerful little western romance: …but I couldn’t shake the idea that the book would end something like this: Matilda … Continue reading
Micropost: “Someone” Is Now Following My Blog
I just got an e-mail that said, Someone just subscribed to receive an email every time you publish a post at https://nathanbiberdorf.wordpress.com. Congratulations. Sometimes I feel like WordPress is being sarcastic with me. Apparently, though, Someone is the person’s name. That … Continue reading
It’s Time You Realized How Goofy I Am
I have a cold, and so, drugged up with off-brand DayQuil and suffering from a moderate amount of sleep deprivation, I am considerately more ridiculous than usual. Just so you don’t think you are reading the blog of a mere … Continue reading
Friday Micropost: Insurance Companies are Stupid #$@%&!@s
I interrupt your regularly scheduled micropost to bring you this special announcement: AAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Apparently, when I received a quote on auto coverage from Westfield Insurance, they were skeptical of my claim that I had received a speeding ticket and been … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Micropost
Tagged Anger, Frustration, Humor, Insurance, Rageguy, Rant, Stupid People
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Wednesday Micropost: Quit Your Job
One of the great problems families face is job loyalty. We have learned or been taught that a good job is hard to come by, especially in this economy, and that you should do everything you can to hold onto … Continue reading
Posted in Micropost, Serious
Tagged Bible, Family, Life, Relationships, Serious, Thoughts, Work
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Tuesday Micropost: DON’T READ THIS POST!!!!!!!!!!
…or you will bring my total views to 666!!! And as Biblical scholars like William Tapley, The Third Eagle of the Apocalypse will testify, this means I WILL BECOME THE ANTICHRIST!!!!!!!! And frankly, I don’t have time to be the … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Micropost
Tagged Antichrist, Apocalypse, Blogging, End-Times, Humor, Ice Cream, Ivanhoes, World Domination
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Monday Micropost: Dishwashers
I grew up washing dishes by hand, and now, renting a house, I have opportunity to use a dishwasher. Sadly, dishwashers do not live up to their mythic aura. They are the minimum wage high school-age workers of kitchen appliances. … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Micropost
Tagged Cleaning, Dishes, Dishwashers, Humor, Personification of Inanimate Objects
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Introducing Microposts–For the Concentrationally Challenged People Who Will Not Read This Title And Are Now Watching Videos of Cats
This week, August 7-13, in honor of…well, frankly nothing, I am temporarily changing the way my blog is usually structured (completely un), with the introduction of Microposts! You see, in our current culture, a great deal of people have difficulty … Continue reading
Posted in Blogging, Humor, Micropost
Tagged Attention Span, Blogging, Humor, Internet, Micropost, Writing
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