Category Archives: Movies

Tasteful Rape

Game of Thrones spoilers and uncomfortable topics lie beyond. You have been warned. Before we get to the heavy stuff, go hug something soft, like a chicken. If you get through this, there will be more hugs later. But first, the … Continue reading

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Pop Culture Shock: The Scariest Movie Ever

Halloween is here, the perfect time for watching scary movies. It’s great to shriek, shiver, and huddle up against your significant other for comfort…even if she doesn’t think the movie is that scary and finds the constant sobbing a turn-off. So … Continue reading

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Pop Culture Shock: Frozen Meets Narnia

200th post! Whether you’ve been following this blog from the beginning or just found it today, thanks for supporting with each read! To mark the occasion, I’m introducing a new segment called Pop Culture Shock. This is where I explore … Continue reading

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Dreams Too Beautiful To Wake From

I like dreams. Dreams of success. Dreams of love. Dreams of being a hero. Dream of sex. Dreams of stepping into a secret world of wonder, adventure, and beauty. I used to believe in dreams because I thought they would … Continue reading

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Who Was That Guy At The End Of Thor, Anyway?

BEYOND THIS POINT BE SPOILERS! So…I went to see Thor the other night. Yes, the new one. With the subtitle and everything. It was a pretty good superhero movie. Not as good as some of my favorites, but not as … Continue reading

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How I’d Fix Spider-Man 3

Spider-Man 3 could have been a really good superhero movie. Parker’s emo bangs and evil dance moves were laughable, but they weren’t what ultimately destroyed the film. The problem is that there are one and a half good movies crammed into … Continue reading

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Where’s Witty Banter When You Need It?

Movies have ruined my social graces. Whenever I meet someone new, I only have about two minutes of wit before I’m tapped out, as film has conditioned me to expect a scene change or significant plot twist at the end … Continue reading

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Blue Like Jazz: Anthem For The Disenfranchised

I don’t like Christian movies. Facing the Giants, Fireproof, The Chronicles of Narnia… I don’t like being dragged to poorly-made movies that hamhandedly try to feed me a moral lesson that I already agreed with. I don’t like being expected … Continue reading

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Violin Screams and Inception BWAHs.

Our scantily-clad heroine dashes through the darkened hallway, knife clutched to her bosom. Does she flee a masked intruder or gelatinous ogre? It matters little. What she truly flees is the string section. See her panicked expression heighten as those … Continue reading

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Summer of Awesomeness Days 44 and 45: The Dark Knight Rises

When having a truly awesome summer, it’s important to take time to relax. And what better way is there to relax than staying up until four in the morning watching a newly-released blockbuster? Having purchased tickets a few days earlier, … Continue reading

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