Category Archives: Relationships
When I was a kid, this is how apologies worked:
Kid does something mean.
Other kid cries.
Mom comes in. (uh oh)
Words are had.
Kid 1 says “I’m sorry.”
Kid 2 says “I forgive you.”
The problem is OVER. You are not allowed to keep doing the mean thing or fighting over it.
This is a simplistic version of apologies, because, you know, kids are stupid. Continue reading
I’ve been thinking about sex lately. That’s nothing new, of course, but the way I’ve been thinking about it has been different this year. Rewind to New Years: I’m ringing in the year with some friends, and after a few … Continue reading
I’m not sure I know how to love. Let’s jump back a decade. I was in high school, homeschooled, and more awkward than a rucksack full of penguins. You think I’m weird now? You have no idea. Since I was coming … Continue reading
Seen Here In Its Natural Habitat, The Human Heart Mimics Its Surroundings To Protect Itself From Predators
Apple I’m banana writing concealment this deception in explain camouflage forget so gratefulness you heartache can’t inscrutable say joking you see knew listen that maybe all not this other time posturing the questionable one reveal I secret loved tell was … Continue reading
I stepped on my shoelace today Stretched it out to the breaking point It’s in two pieces now A collection of loose fibers And the cotton sheath that held them together They used to be one But now they’re not … Continue reading
As a straight guy, I would just like to state for the record that I hate boyfriends. Not just because they diminish the population of available, dateable women. And not just the douchebags. All of them. All boyfriends ever. Even … Continue reading
Sometimes I see a Bible verse and see it freshly again. I get so used to hearing familiar phrases that they lose all meaning, and then something happens so that I see the words again. In this case, the verse … Continue reading
She wore a handful of loose strings Masquerading as a swimsuit Cover too strategic to be comfortable And I might have lingered on her hips, her waist, her breasts Had she not also been wearing your smile Your smile I’d … Continue reading
My friends ask me why I’m still single. Well…actually, they don’t, really. Not any more. I’ve given them enough half-truths and approximations over the years to satisfy them. I even believed most of my own explanations, at the time. “I … Continue reading