Category Archives: Religion

Slut

Christians love sluts. Wait, I said that wrong. Christians love slut, the term, not sluts, the people group. I’m not sure why this is. As a religion, for the most part, we’ve gotten pretty good at not calling people niggers, yids, … Continue reading

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Spit

Spit’s an important ingredient. There was never a fine chicken cordon bleu or filet mignon but spit made it so. You won’t find it on the back of the cereal box or the menu of that coffee shop you like so much, but it’s as … Continue reading

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All Hail, King Of The Losers

As Christians, I think we’re called to be losers. Not just losers in an ethereal, self-sacrificial way. I mean losers in the middle-school jungle gym sense: chumps, saps, dweebs. Suckers for Jesus. Which is frustrating, because we live in the … Continue reading

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Blue Like Jazz: Anthem For The Disenfranchised

I don’t like Christian movies. Facing the Giants, Fireproof, The Chronicles of Narnia… I don’t like being dragged to poorly-made movies that hamhandedly try to feed me a moral lesson that I already agreed with. I don’t like being expected … Continue reading

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Love is Harder Than A Gospel Tract: Misadventures in Evangelism

SNAP! “Two people just died.” SNAP! “And another two people just died.” SNAP! “And another two people just died.” SNAP! “And you know what?” SNAP! “Most of them are going…” SNAP! “To HELL!” SNAP! “So what are you going to … Continue reading

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