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Maybe I Wasn’t Trying To Write A Poem, Okay?!

The snow goes As the snow does (Does doesn’t rhyme) The snow does, that is to say, the female counterparts to snow bucks Make footprints all along the way While I get up and resume (Resume doesn’t rhyme) Resume, that … Continue reading

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There is No Cookie at the End

Oh, I like to write a poem When I feel that I’ve been being Altogether far too useful So as to be very careful Not to send the wrong idea If you get into the habit Of, to other people … Continue reading

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An Artistic, Critically-Acclaimed Poem About Comcast

All great art comes from suffering, from the paintings of Vincent Van Gogh to Britainy McMurphy-Morris Jones’ haunting poem Why Don’t These Jeans Fit They Fit In The Store So Why Don’t They Fit Now Why Don’t They Fit. So as … Continue reading

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Take a Couplet of These and Call Me in the Morning

If the prose gets up your nose And you sputter like a hose You must take off all your clothes And compose a little verse If your nurse says things are worse And your health can’t be reversed Quick, before you’re in … Continue reading

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Tasteful Rape

Game of Thrones spoilers and uncomfortable topics lie beyond. You have been warned. Before we get to the heavy stuff, go hug something soft, like a chicken. If you get through this, there will be more hugs later. But first, the … Continue reading

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Legos

Legos. Legos Legos Legos Legos Legos Legos legos legos legos LEGOS LEGOS LEGOS LEGOS LEGOS LEGOS LEGOS Legos Legos Legos Legos Legos Legos Legos Legos legos Legos Legos lEGOS LeGos Legos Legos legos legos legos legos legos legos Legos Legos … Continue reading

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Say No To The Dress

You know what dress I’m talking about. I’m not even going to put up a picture of it. Instead, here’s a French bulldog puppy learning to trust. Some say the dress is white and gold, some say the dress is black … Continue reading

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