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Sell-Out Week: Holy Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stoning

Today, I finally realized that the song I learned at church camp as “Pharaoh, Pharaoh” (whoa, baby, let my people go, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah) was not, as I had been led to believe, an original composition, but a bastardized … Continue reading

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Slut

Christians love sluts. Wait, I said that wrong. Christians love slut, the term, not sluts, the people group. I’m not sure why this is. As a religion, for the most part, we’ve gotten pretty good at not calling people niggers, yids, … Continue reading

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The Afterbirth of Christ (And Other Things We Don’t Like To Think About At Christmas)

Placenta. Placenta is not a Christmas word. At least, not a word we usually associate with Christmas. We like a clean Christmas. A happy Christmas. We don’t want a slimy, messy, bloody, placenta-y Christmas. But Christmas is about a birth, … Continue reading

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