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Eggy Burger Mush! A &#?$%!@ American Recipe!

Hey there, lovers of food and democracy, I would like to share with you a real¬†American recipe I like to call it… EGGY BURGER MUSH! Because that is its name. Its well-established name¬†because it’s a well-known staple of the American … Continue reading

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Oh, Sure, Cookbook, Screw You Too.

I have a love/hate relationship with cookbooks. I hate that they love how much I hate them. I pick up a book with a title like Quick and Easy Cooking and I expect to find recipes that are…you know…quick and … Continue reading

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How to Make Homemade Potato Chips: Summer of Awesomeness: Day 108

According to the Gregorian calendar, the Summer of Awesomeness ended thirteen days ago. However, in keeping with my long-standing tradition of ignoring the advice 16th-century popes, I allowed my Summer of Awesomeness to trickle over into fall for one day, … Continue reading

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Misadventures in Meat (or, A Burger Less Boring) — Summer of Awesomeness: Day 37

There are few things as sad as the wanton waste of meat. Yesterday, I was dismayed to discover that two and a half pounds of hamburger meat I had in the fridge was eight days past the use-by date. In … Continue reading

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