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This Is What Passes For A Sex Dream These Days?

As I walk’d through the wilderness of my bedroom, I lighted on a certain place where was a Bed, and I laid me down in that place to sleep; and as I slept, I dreamed a Dream. I dreamed that … Continue reading

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I’ll See You When The Clock Strikes ‘Someday’

She wasn’t a dream-girl An imaginary woman that you dream about meeting She was a dreamgirl A real woman met only in a dream She was whole and human and flawed And shy of perfect in that way that made her better than … Continue reading

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Dreams Too Beautiful To Wake From

I like dreams. Dreams of success. Dreams of love. Dreams of being a hero. Dream of sex. Dreams of stepping into a secret world of wonder, adventure, and beauty. I used to believe in dreams because I thought they would … Continue reading

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When The President Does It, That Means That It Is Not Illegal…Just Very Very Silly

Last night I dreamed that I was the President of the United States. It was a slow day, so my aides and I filled the oval office with the plastic balls that come in those ball pits at Chuck E … Continue reading

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I Just Had an Interesting Dream

I just woke up from a dream. It must have taken place in Venice, because there were all of these canals running through this city. And the Three Musketeers and Michelangelo and I had cannons set up all through the … Continue reading

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