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All The Transsexuals You Can Eat!

Earth is orbiting back into autumn, and though for many people, this signifies the arrival of pumpkin-flavored cheeseburgers and little cartoon ghosts etched into the foam on heir cappuccinos, for me, the word of the hour is shrimp. Shrimp on … Continue reading

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Such Sneakiness Should Be Unwaffle

I don’t like anyone else to see So I sweeten my pancakes Syruptitiously

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Eggy Burger Mush! A &#?$%!@ American Recipe!

Hey there, lovers of food and democracy, I would like to share with you a real American recipe I like to call it… EGGY BURGER MUSH! Because that is its name. Its well-established name because it’s a well-known staple of the American … Continue reading

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My Magical, Terrifying, Hipster Restaurant Adventure

Soooo I got hungry today. And I had in my possession an issue of Indianapolis Monthly with a list of the 25 best restaurants in Indy. So I opened to the article and read about the first restaurant on the list: … Continue reading

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Introducing The Year of Fridge

Hello Interwebbers, I realize I’ve been a mite non-postish lately. I’ve been working on a little side blog project, and I think I’m ready to let you see it. Introducing…The Year of Fridge! Basically, since I moved into my new … Continue reading

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A Restaurant For A Single Man

Oil hates water, Montagues hate Capulets, and restaurants hate single people. I don’t like it, but that’s the way things are. You walk into a restaurant and they can smell the singleness on you. They stare, they glare, they sullenly slap … Continue reading

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Oh, Sure, Cookbook, Screw You Too.

I have a love/hate relationship with cookbooks. I hate that they love how much I hate them. I pick up a book with a title like Quick and Easy Cooking and I expect to find recipes that are…you know…quick and … Continue reading

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