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STOP Everything and Learn How to Relax

We are the busiest relaxers in history. At the pinnacle of humankind’s development of work-easing machines, time-saving devices, life-prolonging medicine, and instant communication, we still have no free time. And we never will. What free time we have is filled … Continue reading

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How to Make Homemade Potato Chips: Summer of Awesomeness: Day 108

According to the Gregorian calendar, the Summer of Awesomeness ended thirteen days ago. However, in keeping with my long-standing tradition of ignoring the advice 16th-century popes, I allowed my Summer of Awesomeness to trickle over into fall for one day, … Continue reading

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How To Redecorate Your Home In 6 Easy Steps

If you’re anything like me, you have days when you come home, look at your living room, and shout, “Does Drabley Drabberson live here? Whence came such atrocious decor? Something must be done!” And done shall something be. For the … Continue reading

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9 Ways To Use Your Blog To Feel Like A God Among Men

Do you blog so that you may one day rule over all you survey? No? You should. Blogging is a great way to build up your self-esteem, and all you need is a healthy dose of self-delusion. In this post, … Continue reading

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