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OH MY GOD! WE’RE HAVING A FIRE…Extinguisher Test

The notice on the door says our fire extinguishers need to be renewed. Time to pull it out. It’s under the kitchen sink, right? No. Um, okay. Maybe it’s in one of the cupboards? Nope. Okay, don’t panic, it’s probably … Continue reading

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All The Transsexuals You Can Eat!

Earth is orbiting back into autumn, and though for many people, this signifies the arrival of pumpkin-flavored cheeseburgers and little cartoon ghosts etched into the foam on heir cappuccinos, for me, the word of the hour is shrimp. Shrimp on … Continue reading

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Soda Adventures With Maddie

If you’ve been following the blog for a while, you’ve probably learned that I have a less than stellar track record and wooing and pursuing the fairer sex. So when I say I dared to ask out a girl a few … Continue reading

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“Uno!” Cried Ozymandias, To No Avail

Red 7 wandered across the desert, the weight on his back forcing each step deep into the sands. He’d been out here for weeks, searching for another to carry his burden. Not just anyone would do such a kindness for him–he needed … Continue reading

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This Is What Passes For A Sex Dream These Days?

As I walk’d through the wilderness of my bedroom, I lighted on a certain place where was a Bed, and I laid me down in that place to sleep; and as I slept, I dreamed a Dream. I dreamed that … Continue reading

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Aer Yuo A Guines??

Do yuo wnat to konw how sramt yuo aer? Hwo mnay fo tehse setnecnes cna yuo raed? Nentiy-fvie precnet of popele can raed teh frist trhee sneetnes whoutit any safcigninit dulficifeits. If yuo hvae at laest arevage itelnilgecne, tihs senetcne … Continue reading

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Goodbye, Sir Terry

Yesterday morning, working at the library, I came across a Terry Pratchett book I hadn’t known had been published: Dragons at Crumbling Castle, a collection of his earliest writings. It made me glad to see a little more Pratchett enter … Continue reading

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