Tag Archives: Internet

Be Mean To Comcast Employees

I used to think you should be nice to Comcast/Xfinity employees. Don’t get me wrong. I’ve always known the company corrupt and dishonest, possibly to the point of actual criminality…but I thought it was wrong to take it out on … Continue reading

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Nobody Writes Poems About e-mail

Nobody writes poems about e-mail And of course they shouldn’t No more than they should about snapping turtles or turtlenecks Or life or love or the devil’s fiery droppings But they do Or I can imagine they do I can … Continue reading

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You’ll Never Believe What THIS Penguin Did At Their Wedding! So Embarrassing!

I’m getting really sick of these titles.┬áBut apparently they’re what gets our attention now. I open my browser and see dozens of links to articles telling me You’ll Be Amazed At This One Quick Trick She Uses To Save Thousands! … Continue reading

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Goats Are The Best Things There Are

Get out of the way, cats. It’s time for a new quadruped to take control of the interwebs. I’m speaking of goats. You see, cats are cute, which is why they’ve managed to hold the attention of so many web-surfers, … Continue reading

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SEX! SEX! SEX! and Other Bad Ways to Generate Blog Traffic

Do blog views actually matter? Is the end goal of blogging to rake in clicks on your page, or should you be attracting readers who interact with your writing? As bloggers, we pursue blog views like mice pursue cheese and … Continue reading

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9 Ways To Use Your Blog To Feel Like A God Among Men

Do you blog so that you may one day rule over all you survey? No? You should. Blogging is a great way to build up your self-esteem, and all you need is a healthy dose of self-delusion. In this post, … Continue reading

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Blog Shout-Out: Cristian Mihai

Remember when I was going to routinely write two posts and a blog shout-out every week? Well…that’s clearly never going to happen. But nonetheless, I have a shout-out today to the blog of Cristian Mihai, which I have just discovered. … Continue reading

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