Tag Archives: Passion

It Would Be A Shame To Waste All This Romance

Beneath my carefully-molded exterior of sarcastic cynicism beats the heart of a poet and sappy sentimentalist, as some of you may already know. Thus, despite being a virgin, I have given a surprising amount of thought about my wedding night. … Continue reading

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I Write Better When I’m Sexy (And I Know It)

Testosterone is awesome. And thanks to a Scottish doppelganger, a case of mistaken identities, and a possibly illegal medical operation that took place in a secluded corner of a Men’s Wearhouse warehouse, I have come into possession of an unusual … Continue reading

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