Tag Archives: Rant

Your Excitement About Kroger Is Killing My Dreams

This article¬†makes me irrationally angry. It’s an article from my local paper. It tells about hundreds of local citizens lining up on a Thursday morning. What were they lining up for, you ask? Was it the midnight release of a … Continue reading

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Be Mean To Comcast Employees

I used to think you should be nice to Comcast/Xfinity employees. Don’t get me wrong. I’ve always known the company corrupt and dishonest, possibly to the point of actual criminality…but I thought it was wrong to take it out on … Continue reading

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I Hate Boyfriends

As a straight guy, I would just like to state for the record that I hate boyfriends. Not just because they diminish the population of available, dateable women. And not just the douchebags. All of them. All boyfriends ever. Even … Continue reading

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Friday Micropost: Insurance Companies are Stupid #$@%&!@s

I interrupt your regularly scheduled micropost to bring you this special announcement: AAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Apparently, when I received a quote on auto coverage from Westfield Insurance, they were skeptical of my claim that I had received a speeding ticket and been … Continue reading

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