Tag Archives: Religion

Say No To The Dress

You know what dress I’m talking about. I’m not even going to put up a picture of it. Instead, here’s a French bulldog puppy learning to trust. Some say the dress is white and gold, some say the dress is black … Continue reading

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Little Voices in the Ocean

The news spread like wildfire across the globe. Man’s purpose had been found, and that purpose was to glorify God. The artists leapt for joy. They were vindicated at last! They were not idlers at all—they merely had years of … Continue reading

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Silly Jesus

Healing the blind? Silly Jesus, we’ve got glasses, contacts, Lasik, and they’re putting the finishing touches On those brand new prosthetic eyes. To be honest, that whole mud and spit thing’s a little gross. Feeding the 5000? Silly Jesus, we’ve … Continue reading

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The Bible: Now Accepting Submissions

I like to imagine Peter, Paul, Moses, Matthew, David, John, and all the rest, known and anonymous, bumming around the twenty-first century like nobody’s business. Paul running a late-night radio talk-show, David writing poetry on a remote sheep farm in … Continue reading

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Sell-Out Week: Holy Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stoning

Today, I finally realized that the song I learned at church camp as “Pharaoh, Pharaoh” (whoa, baby, let my people go, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah) was not, as I had been led to believe, an original composition, but a bastardized … Continue reading

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Sh*t

It’s time to talk about sh*t. No, not ‘shit’, that brown sticky stuff that people make. I’m talking about sh*t, with an asterisk*. Sh*t is all the things we Christians don’t do. We don’t drink, we don’t have sex out … Continue reading

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Spit

Spit’s an important ingredient. There was never a fine chicken cordon bleu or filet mignon but spit made it so. You won’t find it on the back of the cereal box or the menu of that coffee shop you like so much, but it’s as … Continue reading

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