Tag Archives: Sleep Deprivation

This Post Is Definitely Not About Sex

I’m almost 24 years old, and I still haven’t figured out a solution to sex-on-the-brain. I thought that two and a half decades of disuse had caused my baby-making parts to give up the ghost and move to more…ah, fertile … Continue reading

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Summer of Awesomeness Days 44 and 45: The Dark Knight Rises

When having a truly awesome summer, it’s important to take time to relax. And what better way is there to relax than staying up until four in the morning watching a newly-released blockbuster? Having purchased tickets a few days earlier, … Continue reading

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If This Blog Post Makes Me Famous, My Writing Career Is Doomed

i can’t sleppe. half an hour ago, i thought i was tired, but now it ma not i know thats ront and the spelling and punctuation it s messed up but i donta crare right now. im just going to … Continue reading

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This Is The Kind of Thing You Miss Out On If You’ve Already “Grown Up”

Sometimes, you just need to do ridiculous things. Take Monday night: My two friends Steven and Jacquelyn and I were sitting around trying to figure out what to do. “We should do something stupid and awesome,” I said. We thought … Continue reading

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It’s Time You Realized How Goofy I Am

I have a cold, and so, drugged up with off-brand DayQuil and suffering from a moderate amount of sleep deprivation, I am considerately more ridiculous than usual. Just so you don’t think you are reading the blog of a mere … Continue reading

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When The President Does It, That Means That It Is Not Illegal…Just Very Very Silly

Last night I dreamed that I was the President of the United States. It was a slow day, so my aides and I filled the oval office with the plastic balls that come in those ball pits at Chuck E … Continue reading

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The Long Dark Night Shift of the Soul

<The Work Begins> Me: Ah, what a wonderful day! How wonderful to go to work and earn my living! Nothing can ruin my day! Not you, Racist Sexist Manager! Not you, PMSing Supervisor! Not even you, Seasonal Allergies! I have … Continue reading

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