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Alas, Babylonana

And now, for a complete change of tone, I present to you a story I co-wrote with my housemate Brian. We alternated writing every few sentences. It matters little. It is unlikely that either of us, working alone, could have … Continue reading

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Can I Tell You A Story?

Hey everyone, I just finished chapter 3 of the book I’m writing, and here’s a brief excerpt. Enjoy! *     *     * “Sure, trust the crazy person,” I said. “You can’t make things much worse, after all.” … Continue reading

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“Boob Money” Is An Unfortunate Phrase To Get Stuck In Your Head At Work

There are some things that just don’t bear thinking about. For instance, a few days back, I was working the ice cream register at Ivanhoes, and a young woman walked up and ordered a shake. She then appeared to scratch … Continue reading

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I Just Had an Interesting Dream

I just woke up from a dream. It must have taken place in Venice, because there were all of these canals running through this city. And the Three Musketeers and Michelangelo and I had cannons set up all through the … Continue reading

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Saturday Micropost: Superman: The Underdog

Years of books, movies, and television shows have instilled in us the knowledge that brain triumphs over brawn. Long ago, in our pioneer days, we had a strength-based culture, where you had to work hard to survive, and the weak … Continue reading

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Thursday Micropost: The Truely Fascinatinge And Entirelye Truthsome Accountinge of My Youthe

It has been brought to my attention by people I don’t know that my About page left something to be desired, such as information about me. Zounds! methought. Not provide those who read with a full accounting of my wondrous … Continue reading

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