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10,000,000th Post!

It’s taken a long time to get this far, but here, at last, is my 10,000,000th post! (That’s 128 for all you losers who use decimal.) It’s been over two years since I started this blog, in March of 7DB. … Continue reading

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Everyone Loves Arbitrary Meaningless Positive Reinforcement!

When I write a post at 1 in the morning (which happens a lot these days), I don’t expect to see a lot of blog traffic the next day, as most of my friends, who are still in school, have … Continue reading

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Tuesday Micropost: DON’T READ THIS POST!!!!!!!!!!

…or you will bring my total views to 666!!! And as Biblical scholars like William Tapley, The Third Eagle of the Apocalypse will testify, this means I WILL BECOME THE ANTICHRIST!!!!!!!! And frankly, I don’t have time to be the … Continue reading

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A Monopoly of Me

Continuing my ill-advised habit of closely-clustered blog posts with a preponderance of ‘M’s in the titles, I am pleased to announce that I have taken over the entirety of the first page of Google results for my name. From my … Continue reading

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